Everyone Is Eating Watermelon But Me

WAY TO GO CAT, I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WATERMELON AIN’T EVEN RIPE BUT YOU CAN SHOVE IT IN MY FACE ANYWAY, SEE IF I GIVE A FUCK

WAY TO GO CAT, I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WATERMELON AIN’T EVEN RIPE BUT YOU CAN SHOVE IT IN MY FACE ANYWAY, SEE IF I GIVE A FUCK

WHERE THE EFF IS MY SLICE KITTY CAT?!?!?!?!?!

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST GIMME A BREAK

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST GIMME A BREAK

I’M NOT TRYIN TO BE DRAMATIC OR ANYTHING BUT SERIOUSLY I WISH I WERE DEAD

LITERAL BEARS I’M JEALOUS OF DOT TUMBLR DOT COM
LUGGAGE HAS WATERMELON SNACK, I’M PISSED AS HELL

LUGGAGE HAS WATERMELON SNACK, I’M PISSED AS HELL

UMMMMMMMMM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT

UMMMMMMMMM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT

GREAT NOW EVEN CONDOMS GET MORE WATERMELON THAN ME

GREAT NOW EVEN CONDOMS GET MORE WATERMELON THAN ME

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES THIS BIRD HAVE THE LIFE OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES THIS BIRD HAVE THE LIFE OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!